douchcake

A cake Of douch sometimes referred as a strawberry douch cake

"Your'e a douchcake"

by sabbath70 May 2, 2007

Douchcanno

Anyone who is a dick, asshole, or jerk. Or most men.

God, Tristian is such a douchcanno for what he did to Jordan.

by DirtypeckerDrpepper March 23, 2017

douchecanoe

Vagina, because the inner lips of a spread vulva form a shape resembling a canoe, and... the rest is obvious. Also used as a generic, fun-sounding term of insult in any context where one might use the word "cunt", "pussy", "twat", etc.

John said he was going to come out last night and help us TP the neighbor's yard, but he chickened out and didn't show. He's such a douchecanoe.

by Wango Zango July 3, 2011

Douchecanoe

A lineman who works for a utility company and cant keep "his" pole under control. Willing to risk life and limb, even his marriage just to make sure all his "equipment" gets serviced by anyone willing, no experience or morals necessary!

The douchecanoe lineman had to work late to "install" a "pole" for a customer.

by Human resources January 11, 2020

douchecanon

One who systematically gives birth to those regarded by most of society as "douches." See also: abstinence only education

Barbara Bush gave birth to George W. Bush, Jr. and Jeb Bush, making her a douchecanon.

by SkyeBear August 23, 2011

Douchecanoe

a slightly classier (but only slightly) version of a douchebag

That dude is a real douchecanoe, how can he say that?

by xxMaybexx June 6, 2013

Douchecanoe

A drink invented by drunk people, for drunk people. You do a shot of tequila and wash it down with a Jagerbomb. It gets you absolutely hammered, but still contains enough caffeine to keep you going until 4am screaming the greatest hits of Donna Summer into the karaoke machine at your local gay bar.

Mate, you should have been there last night. I had three douchecanoes, a pint of wine, and a line of cheap whizz. I woke up holding an owl. It was well Rotherham.

by The Almighty Ferneth May 14, 2016