Doody Toots 

An unfortunate circumstance by which an afflictive victim perceives some seemingly minor gastrointestinal insurrection to be laudable as a breezy endeavor. The unsuspecting rectal cashier will think it safe to offer air as relief to the impending pressure.

Alas, the simple act becomes complex, and an unsurpassed drawer spoilage results; that which was guessed to be gas goes solid.

No time is worse for a case of the doody toots than at a neighbor's daughter's quinceanera. Trust me.

Doody Toots by unitedstains September 12, 2013

doody boy cake eater 

A fat or obese person who takes food with them to the restroom/toilet to be eaten in order to replenish the waste they are leaving.

Uncle Paul : E-Rock is eating pound cake on the shitter again.

Chip : Why Uncle Paul?

Uncle Paul : Because chip, E-Rock's is a doody boy cake eater and his wife is a fatty fucker and he hates to disappoint.

doody boy cake eater by EvilMuppet February 14, 2012

Doody 

Word that you frequently confuse with "duty," particularly when you hear it on radio and TV, that causes you to laugh.

Newscaster: "It was his third tour of doody."

Interviewer: "So how long did you sit on jury doody?"

Saloon Keeper: "Did your bullet kill him, sheriff?"
Sheriff: "It was my doody!"

Doody by creedmoor May 3, 2006

Doody 

Eminems nickname from Proof

wow Doody, you can rap!

Doody by Sydn3y September 10, 2010

doody-snooche 

a suspicious looking character, closely related to a hobo, that lacks overall substance and smells like ass and dirty penis.

"That guy you just met, he's such a doody-snooche. Hope you didn't get chlamydia."

"That doody-snooche robbed me. Smelly motha fucka!"

doody-snooche by stage five shocka rocka April 18, 2010

doody hairs 

Traces of fecal matter left on anus follicles following a subject's successful excretion. Diarrhea can intensify, as liquid bowel movements infiltrate anus follicles at a higher rate. Also, not properly cleaning the rectal area following excretion can intensify. Can produce many symptoms including strong/pungent odor, extreme itchiness and rashes. When accompanied by toilet paper morsels and anus perspiration, an exotic human anomaly called dingle-berries can transpire.

After a night of heavy drinking Armando stopped by the local Taco Bell and consumed 6 bean burritos; later that night Armando, still intoxicated, excreted a very loose stool and fell asleep on the toilet. The next morning his anus itched quite intensely and it soon became clear he did not properly wipe and was rocking some serious doody hairs.

doody hairs by mysticblum3 February 5, 2012

Howdy Doody 

1. A classic childrens television show from the 1950's featuring Buffalo Bob, a ventriloquist who had, among characters, a wooden puppet named Howdy Doody.

2. What you say to the steaming pile of turds in the toilet, when you turn back to look at them.

"It's Howdy Doody time, boys and girls!

Howdy!, doody!

Howdy Doody by Malcolm X-crement December 7, 2003