To have a paste-like bowel movement. Much like Colgate toothpaste. Also, difficult to wipe away the messy aftermath. Prepare to use the whole roll.
Brad: Hey, Connor! Wanna come to Haley's party?
Connor: Sorry bro I can't. I'm stuck on the Shitter with a wicked case of Colgate Dookie!
Brad: That Chinese food tho...
Connor: Sorry bro I can't. I'm stuck on the Shitter with a wicked case of Colgate Dookie!
Brad: That Chinese food tho...
by King Votori August 24, 2014
Get the Colgate Dookie mug.A late night summons -- often made via telephone -- to arrange for company to smoke a doobie; a meeting arranged for the purpose of smoking up.
by TheIndianGuy November 18, 2014
Get the Doobie call mug.Related Words
Taking a spooky dookie is when one enters a bathroom or restroom with the lights off. You can have no sources of light (ie: Phones, tablets, candles, ect) everything must be pitch black. Then you must procede to take a shit as you normally would, wipe, wash your hands(optional but suggested) and leave. All with the lights off.
by Coolboii September 6, 2017
Get the Spooky Dookie mug.A Doonie is a Vagina... Term was Popularized by YN Louie & YN Jay. In songs they mention "beating peoples doonies down" which is the verbal phrase for Doonies. which means the same as beating up a pussy or fuckung the shit outta someone.
In Context :
In Context :
by Biom February 9, 2021
Get the Doonie mug.by ecnoyeb senoj August 2, 2022
Get the hear dookie mug.by CannabisKings April 3, 2019
Get the Doobie mug.by baitingmaster June 8, 2023
Get the pookie dookie mug.