doftkuit

Doftkuit is a synonym for:”Huge Shlong”. (Giant penis). It’s also ment as a Non-Erect penis

Wow my soft doftkuit is itching real bad, could you itch it for me?

by Doftkuit January 17, 2020

doofessor

A college professor who also happens to be a total doofus, and vice versa.

"Bro you got a doofessor teaching that class"
"That prof doesn't know shit, he's a doofessor"

by KingofArt89 August 26, 2020

Dooferent

You’re not like other girls, you’re actually Doctor Doofenshmirtz.

“I don’t know, man, I’m just dooferent. I even have a platypus for an arch nemesis.”

by mysteriousdarkness:) August 17, 2021

choof choof on the doof doof

"Choof" being to vape and "doof" being a dick. When you vape you suck, therefore 'choof choof on the doof doof' is another term for sucking dick.

Friend: bro did you do it with Stephan last night?
Friend 2: nah I just wanted to choof choof on the doof doof

by zhobo October 15, 2017

doftus

A beard that grows into pubic hair, all the while bypassing the torso.

Get the scissors, ma! I gots me a doftus goin' on!

by thatfeller August 8, 2010

Doofnugget

A person that lacks the ability to think.

Raelan: Thank you...i like it...

Chris: Wtf? What a doofnugget!

by thadoof March 22, 2009

dooflache

(doo-floch-E)noun. a person whos name you don't know,and you don't care if they know that you have no idea what there name is.

Hey dooflache, no one cares so shut up!

by Brooke Davis January 6, 2008