Doof

When you fart out your dickhole

"The male queef"

He who doofs is a doofus

Jerry: Sorry guys

Steve: What?

Jerry: i doofed in the punch :(

Steve: awh, jerry you shitdick!

Kyle: dude what the fuck!?

Danielle: I just drank some, it's not that bad.

Steve: It smells now... i can taste it in the air..

Jerry: and the steak....

All: WTF!?!

Danielle: what didnt you doof on?

Steve: Im eating fucking doofsteak!

by the doofus master June 28, 2010

Doof

A sound effect made by someone to emphasize when something is hit with high impact of any kind, be it a punch, a car slamming into a brick wall, a gunshot, or a high impact fart launching out of someones tight rectum with the force of ten typhoons.

You usually want to stretch out the "F" sound, as if it's a sniper rifle shot resonating through the air.

"Yo what's 'doof'? You keep saying that and it's confusing me."
"Oh! Allow me to demonstrate" *winds up punch and slams fist into their face* "DOOOOOOOOF"

by fartsensei69 January 23, 2020

doof

dick fart

“i just doofed” -bryce
“what does doof mean”-ava
“balloon deflating sound came out my peen”-bryce
“show me how”-ava

by hehehehehehehehh April 9, 2021

doofing

A ugly person who post pics of them on social media and thinks it’s cute

hey look at what noah posted what a doofing

by xoxololl March 27, 2020

Doof It

The attempt to consume drugs with your dick. A dick-based boof. May be performed by dipping the tip in, pouching in the foreskin, funneling into urethra, among other methods.

It's free if you doof it!

Hey man be careful not to sniff coke from the doofin pile

by Doofer Dan January 12, 2023

Doof

A person who is a straight up doof schmoof who loves to eat ass and play fortnite.

Danny has the biggest doof poop who loves to schnob on a cob..

by Dirk is Sleep June 4, 2018

Doof

A fat ass nigga named kaden

“There’s that nigga doof”

by Soil123 May 25, 2018