doomshippy

Gloomy, unpredictable and without precedent.

We are living today in doomshippy times.

by Bobsmart24 November 3, 2020

Blue Doosh

The blue tooth headset that is often seen sported by people walking down the street, in a coffee shop, and in client meetings. Often associated with those who think they are so cool that they can't take off their blue-tooth headset, thus rendering them a Blue Doosh.

Typically a douchebag who has a Blue Tooth headset on.

*looking at someone sitting at the table next to you in a restaurant, with his left ear flickering*

"Blue Doosh alert! That guy is wearing his Blue Doosh."

by blue doosh dont April 10, 2010

doodsicle

Nick name for a dude you want to suck..

come here my doodsicle!

by doodlekins November 8, 2009

Doosh

A deliberate misspelling of "douche" intended to convey the novice nature of conduct that does not even rise to the level worth of being characterized by the term "douche."

He was so pathetic in his pursuit of her that he couldn't even be branded a douche. No, this novice didn't deserve that moniker. He was simply a plain old doosh.

by Prolixity January 28, 2009

doosh 8

1.the act of " out right bitchory " 8 good looking girls who decide to call them sleves a group which no one can join
2.using other people to have partys at there house when they are to big of a pussy to have on in there house
3.to have a girl who is a bitch and toys around wiht guys heads

bitch 1: hey lets go use someone so we can drink at there house

by homo January 23, 2005

ska-doosh

When a big fat Panda grabs your finger with his or her thumb and finger and then proceeds to flex his or her pinky, releasing the power of the universe onto you.

SKA-DOOSH!@!!11one

by rickmang May 24, 2009

doomshart

a bloody shart.

see "shart" for further information

John had a sick doomshart the other day.

by joedevo June 28, 2007