DMFB

Dumb Mother Fucking Bitch

"Go home Shirley, you're being a DMFB."

by WCB86 September 6, 2018

Dmfm

Danny miles fucks men

Dmfm is a queer

by Benjimonji November 14, 2022

DMFO

Drinking My Face Off
(v.) The act of drinking alcohol with the intention of getting destructively intoxicated.

Steve1: Dude what're you up to tonight?
Steve2: I'm about to be in #DMFO mode bro!
Steve1: Oh fuck yeah! I'm gonna get so drunk I'm going to albino deer your sister!
See Also: Albino Deer

by Ehhhhhhh_Squidward June 7, 2011

dmfs

1.) To be the ultimate male.
2.) To deliver more male in a single thrust of the pelvis than the postal service and the pony express in the last 126 years combined.
3.) To mess something up
4. Acronym for coolness

1.) Woa that Guy is so DMFS.
2.) God thats the DMFS pint.
3.) Damn, I totally DMFS'd that.
4.) DMFS, Dave "Mother Fuckin" Slate

by Jb0y09 February 8, 2008

DMFI

DMFI: Don't Mother Fucking Interrupt

Similar to LOL, or BRB or any other shorthand/acronym used on the internet; this may be used in conversation or online to give emphasis to the point that you would like someone to stop interrupting you.

Omar: I was on the dfloor as I do and..
Girl: OMG I LOVE THE DFLOOR! dancing is amazing I Once was...
Omar: DMFI Bitch. I'm Talking!...

by PIA April 18, 2012

DMFL

An acronym for Draining My Fucking Life. Attributed to a situation where things are either a. going completely wrong or b. people are making strenuous requests of you.

Similar to FML

That god damn hoe ordered the soy decaf half strength Short Macchiato again - DMFL!

by stopcallingsdfkljshdf September 4, 2010

DMFK

Acronym for Dance Floor Makeout Kill. A DMFK happens when you make out on the dance floor with a baddie at the club, a wedding, etc.

Dude 1: You have a good time last night?
Dude 2: Nah but you did! I saw your DMFK

by Shuter_junior November 21, 2021