discounted major

A discounted major refers to an undergraduate degree that is less strenuous on the student. Such a degree is deemed 'discounted' for its lowered GPA score.

Such degrees are commonly known as MRS degrees; however, discounted majors extend beyond the common MRS degree. Undertakers of discounted majors often have high hopes for law school acceptance, job markets, and a general drive to succeed.

This often leads to painful rejection; they often do not realize that their GPA is lowered by at least half a point when compared to real majors.

Flaunting about a discounted major is like passing a driving exam. You aren't special.

Examples of discounted majors with AGPAs (adjusted GPAs)

Communications: -.5 GPA

Elementary Education: -.5 GPA

Hotel and Restaurant Management: -.5 GPA

Philosophy: -.4 GPA

English: -.35 GPA

by Orlando Acevedo May 12, 2011

disgruntled~llama

A 1337 llama who is often accused of using hax.

wow that llama I swear is using hax!111!1!

by some n00b March 21, 2005

DisGRUNTled

An active-duty member of the US military i.e. Marines/Army, who is fed up with all the bullshit that happens in their daily life, ex: being treated like a child, going to the field, having to sit through safety briefs, etc etc.

1: We've got to clean our barracks room for inspection tomorrow for like 5 hours
2: Damn it man, I'm so disgruntled

by BathtubBarracuda July 29, 2016

Disgruntled

A grunting state of agitated displeasure assumed by egocentric engineer or sports types who are quite fond of getting their own way, by brain or by brawn, and find themselves powerless to get what they want. It is generally saved to manipulate lesser minds into capitulating to their will. Those who challenge them find this tactic pointless and extremely amusing.

“If I don’t get _________________ by five tonight, I am going to be extremely disgruntled.”

“I know you know this, but maybe you don't KNOW it know it...but ignoring me, or my emails, does NOT make things go away as if they never happened. It only serves to make me further disgruntled and unhappy.”

by Nebraska Wildcat January 14, 2009

Disgruntled Panda

A sexual act in which during the final moments of sexual intercourse, a male proceeds to ejaculate onto his female partners face, and in the process of doing so, simultaneously claps his partners ears with both of his hands in a single motion. Said motion results in the rupturing of the partners ear drums. The partner then, writhing in pain, begins to cry and mascara runs down her face. The culmination of the recipients dark, running makeup, ejaculate covered facial region, and fruitless attempt at holding her ears to alleviate the agony, all result in the physical resemblance of the Giant Panda (Ailuropoda melanoleuca).

Friend 1: "Dude, did you give her the ol' Disgruntled Panda after your date last night?!"

Friend 2: "Sure did man!"

Friend 1: "And?"

Friend 2: "Shes fucking deaf, it was a horrible idea!"

Friend 2: "But I'd do it again in a heartbeat..."

by Dr. RSMiller January 29, 2012

dishuntled

A cross between disgruntled and disheveled, especially in the context of bedtime manner.

A word used to segway the awkward pause when you can't remember the actual word you were trying to think of.

Jim: Boy, I was really tossing and turning last night, and didn't get that great of sleep.

Jen: Yes, I noticed - you were pretty.. dishuntled last night.

by rjgoebel June 28, 2011

discuntled

An extremely disgruntled mean woman.

"I'm discuntled today because they woke me up early to come into work on my day off."

by dumpster May 16, 2007