dipsticking

The act of inserting an erect penis into a menstruating girl's vagina to check for blood similarly as one would check for oil in an automobile. It is also a good way to measure the depth of a woman's vagina. If a large enough man measures his own length prior to dipsticking, the amount of "oil" on his penis post-dipsticking will determine her depth.

Remember that during dipsticking it is important to wipe the dipstick off before you check for oil to yield sufficient results. It's got to be clean, and you have to give it a good swab."

-The latter, has in fact been attempted with satisfactory results.

by disc.inc. May 4, 2010

Dipshikha

She is fun loving ,introvert,firstly quiet but after knowing you will find out who she really is ... She is amazing stalker. Good friend ,foody .

She is so Dipshikha

by Pearl harbour April 19, 2019

Dipshit Dynasty

When the lack of intelligence passes from one generation to another.

AD says, "Holy shit that boy is such a dumbass." "Just like his father, it's a real dipshit dynasty," exclaims Josh.

by Bandwagoneer49 January 25, 2013

Mexican Dipstick

A sexual/alcohol-related act akin to the infamous buttchug. When performing a Mexican Dipstick, one party will soak their finger in tequila, and gently insert it into the anus of the other party.

Note: the salt on the rim is optional, but recommended.

I was hoping to party but all I had was tequila. Hating the taste, I asked my lover to perform a Mexican Dipstick, hold the salt.

by Year of the Browneye September 15, 2016

a dipshit

Someone who is really stupid and annoying.

George your a dipshit

by Refraction2 June 11, 2019

social dipshitting

An act of defiance during a state of global pandemic where irresponsible mouth breathers gather in large numbers and close proximity to one another to unnecessarily scream catch phrases, slogans and racist slurs into each others face orifices in effort to prove who the biggest Covidiot is before they all spread the virus to their unsuspecting friends, relatives and neighbors.

Can you believe all of those people social dipshitting with each other in that crowded pool bar? They are surely endangering our society like only absolute dipshits would do.

by DrumsRFun June 30, 2020

Thomas Dipshit

A generic, idiomatic name (like “John Doe” or “Parson Brown”) for a very gullible man, especially on the internet.

“I mean, it said I wouldn’t believe it!” said Thomas Dipshit when asked why he shared an article just titled “YOU WON’T BELIEVE” with all his friends on Facebook.

Listen, you can’t just go around and try to tell those guys chocolate milk comes from a brown cow and just hope every last one of them is Thomas Dipshit.

by Hogtrude Parker June 20, 2021