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dinkleberry

A tiny dried up or petrified ball of feces that gets caught in a man's ass hair. It can be the result of not washing your ass or not properly wiping your ass after taking a crap.
When the hippie/stoner pulled down his pants, the girl caught a glimpse of his dinkleberries and refused to have sex with him.
by toast455 July 2, 2005
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dinkleburg

that one asshole that ruins everything and ur dad hates him
* my father glares at the neighbor * dinkleburg.
by william asston February 4, 2019
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dingleberry grove

The portion of the human body located between the sex organs and the anus; the perineum. Also commonly known as the taint. So named because the coarse pubic hairs that grow in this area tend to collect and hold onto clumped bits of toilet tissue and human excrement (known as a dingleberry), much like fruit growing on a bush.
You're not getting into bed until you hit the shower and wash those crumbs outta your dingleberry grove...I ain't doing an extra load of laundry in the morning!
by Sean Wilkinson April 2, 2003
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dingleberry

Spock needed to tear off a piece of toilet paper for his next mission - elimination of the dingleberry orbiting the black hole.
by Zorra October 4, 2005
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Dinkleberry

When you drag your ball sac on hot pavement.
My friends gave me a dinkleberry.
by mrgordo April 12, 2022
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Dingleberry Bolognese

It consists of ass hair / pubes as the spaghetti, the dingleberries as the meat mince and any residue bodily liquids (normally diarrhoea) as the sauce.

Usually a meal for one but can be shared.
Matthew: "Yo, what did you have for dinner last night?"

Michael: "I had my girlfriend's dingleberry bolognese. It was delicious"
by Nivea_dingleberry scented January 25, 2020
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