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dildonosphere

A sphere with many dildos sticking out of it. May be used by multiple people simultaneously.
Aren't you gonna wash that dildonosphere before you use it? You did buy it on Ebay, after all. OR Your mum and entire extended family had such an amazing time on the dildonosphere last night.
by M0dey March 12, 2010
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Dildonius

Dildonius is a name given to somebody or something when a certain level of retardedness or stupidness has been reached; when you have become dumber than a dildo.
"How many times do I have to fucking tell you Dildonius?! You're OTHER left!!!!" yelled the Drill Sergeant.

"Yes Drill Sergeant" replied the Private.
by A$$holius March 30, 2015
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dildonically challenged

Someone who has no clue what is going on around them and acts like a complete retard 100% of the time.
Dude, will you pay attention and stop acting dildonically challenged.
by Jacob Jamaal September 16, 2007
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dildonic

An adjective pertaining to the acts of being an annoying idiot. Ie: if someone is acting like a dildo, they are being dildonic.

As a noun - the perfect example of an annoying idiot.
Man, that customer was a complete dildonic.
Oh shit Dave, that was a really dildonic thing to do, you fucking Twizzler!
by stealthpenguin June 19, 2004
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Dildonian

Person who clearly demonstrates membership to the dildo species.
Dude, Pat Keating was being such a dildonian today, he must have accidentally exposed his balls at least 17 times while wearing his biker shorts at work at the daycare center.
by Anthony Verrecchio January 10, 2003
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Dildonic

(adj.) A psychological dependency on mediated mechanical technology and rejection of human relationships.
Participate in life, don't live a dildonic existence.
by Ann_Arbor_gg January 16, 2009
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dilldonics

A language based off the sounds of slurping and rubber slapping against itself which doesn't contain any prepositions, verbs, or any other type of word that isn't a noun. The only nouns present in the language pertain to having sex with artificial objects.
My mom was speaking dilldonics so I think she wants to screw a broom.
by brandon cluff April 20, 2006
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