Seethe and dilate

Something people with neovaginas do.

My god, did you see the size of the neovagina on that thing? Guess that's what happens when they seethe and dilate so much.

by Unipolster July 2, 2021

anal dilatation test

An physiological test to detect recent forced opening of the anus. Used chiefly on by police to tell if a suspect has placed contraband in their anus, or if a child has been sexually abused. The buttocks are spread lightly apart by to see if the anal sphincter opens after or with the spreading of the buttocks. If so, anal breaching has likely occurred.

As part of his recording contract, Justin Bieber has to pass an anal dilatation test. This time when he bent over in front of the doctors and lawyers, a doctor disappeared! Bieber got a D+, for that one.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic December 4, 2010

digbat

Basically a tool. Someone who cannot do simple tasks correctly ( Loser, sellout, tool)

Guy 1: " Yo, you here about that new kid, Carlos?"

Guy 2: " Yeah, why do you bring him up?"

Guy 1: " Don't you realize? That kid is a total digbat"

by Plausibility July 4, 2016

Dilate

To express severe, negative behavior towards something, such that one freaks out and eyes dilate; I.E. seethes and copes.

Dipshit 1: Pineapple belongs on pizza! Agree with me or you have no taste!

Dipshit 2: COPE SEETHE DILATE, ABSOLUTE BABOON MENTALITY, DILATE DILATE DILATE

by Unused Psuedonym December 14, 2021

Dilated & Crowning

When you are rocking a solid deuce in your colon, and it's trying to push its way out.

Mike: "Dude, you still gotta shit?"
Dave: "Man...it's passed that point...I'm dilated & crowning"

by see_weed November 28, 2014

dilatant

noun.
Used by Iggy Pop in an old CBC interview with Peter Gzowski to mean "a stiff" or "one who is uptight." Used in the below quoted lyrics to mean nothing in particular.

"can you remember a time when this city was
a great place for architects and dilatants"
-Death From above 1979's "Black History Month"

Why do you have to be such a dilatant? Studying is for twats.

by Max(well) January 17, 2006

Dimbat

Dimbat - An adjective to describe someone as generally stupid or dumb.

Example 1

Mark: 1 + 1 = 3

Spencer: 1 + 1 = 2 you dimbat!

Example 2

Mark: You look ugly!

Spencer: Shutup you dimbat!

by .dittoo.. January 24, 2021