Dicked The Show

To screw up really bad.

To not show up at all and the people waiting for you are screwed because you flaked out.

Damn it! Our drummer is not going to make it tonight. Looks like he dicked the show again.

I dicked the show and forgot to pick up beer. Shit! You have any money?

We are going to run out of gas! Dude, you totally dicked the show. Why didn't you get gas?

by blake dremmel October 6, 2008

Dykedar

Dykedar is a refined version of Gaydar which only works on gay women

My wifes gaydar is shit but her dykedar is spot on. She can spot a rugmuncher from 100 yards away on a dark night.

by Novausa September 9, 2010

dicked her down

When you fuck a girl really good.

I got some pussy last night, i really dicked her down.

by Austen279 July 7, 2016

Diaeddine

Diaeddine is a funny person, he is also called the beer monster in many cases. He a masochist. He like to torture himself by playing league of legends. And he is a good friend

Diaeddine stayed awake for 6 hours playing LOL

by Lah azbi November 23, 2021

eyes dicked

When you lay floppy dicks on both of your eyes.

Dude, Ryan's getting his eyes dicked!

by UltiMonkey May 16, 2016

bob died

When a man named bob died

Oh no bob died

by xoamyyyx May 4, 2018

tip dicked

To get stepped and impaled by rocks in the foot or any other region that requires physical touch

Joey: Yo dude my feet are killing me! Those rocks suck major ass.
Natalie: Same dude! You know how horrible it feels to be tip dicked? Not cool.

by burntille November 2, 2020