diked

shortened way to say 'dick head' great if you don't pronounce your h's.

ur such a diked mert!!!!

by Jennifer kk June 15, 2008

Diked

The act of lesbianing

Ali and Molly diked up all the girls at the bar, the guys had no chance.

by sbarberizzly March 30, 2010

Diked

when a person, usually a lesbian or scrawny male, spikes their hair. Forming ones hair in a way that would resemble that of a dike.

Carly diked her hair.

by mynoduesp69 November 11, 2009

Shark Dicked

The act of getting fucked by two penises in one hole.

Sylvia got hammered last night and got shark dicked by Bryan and Steve.

by The Deepwater Thunder November 24, 2013

Dicked Down

To get fucked good and hard all night long.

Damn girl, I got dicked down last night proper.

by Nacho.Bizzzz2u July 22, 2017

Diced to the socks

When someone possesses supraphysiological muscular contractile tissue gains, generally with a very low body fat percentage. Someone who is diced to the socks is usually deploying an efficacious dose of some sort of anabolic compound such as Testosterone Enanthate or Trenbolone Acetate.

Bro 1: Dude that Derek guy is massive

Bro 2: Yeah man he is diced to the socks

by DicedToTheSocks May 18, 2022

Dicedcarrots

Dicedcarrots are always found in pools of sick, when the owner of the vomit has no recollection of eating them.

"Funny, I don't remember eating dicedcarrots"
"Who throw the dicedcarrots in that then?"

by Peter Glum January 8, 2008