disneyland syndrome 

disneyland syndrome refers to excitement before the big day of going to disney, can't sleep and just too excited to go to sleep or do anything else.

I am so excited about the big game tomorrow I have the disneyland syndrome

disneyland syndrome by Jackie Rose November 9, 2011

disneyland

(verb) The act of using creative means to conceal the true length of a line or other wait.

The Sears Tower wasn't worth the trip, they totally disneylanded us.

disneyland by badsfo January 26, 2011

Disneyland Sex

Much like a lengthy, serpentine line at The Happiest Place on Earth, Disneyland Sex is something you wait a long time for, only to have it be over in about a minute.

"(Sigh) I spent all day waiting for the bf to come home so we could do the deed, and he only lasted like 30 seconds.
"OMG. Total Disneyland Sex."

Disneyland Sex by Wordsmither Jim November 27, 2012

disneyland

the cesspool where parents go so they're children can go on a hydraulic lift painted like dumbo, eventually leading to them crying endlessly and being little shits for an entire day.

"WAGHHHHHHHHHHMOAAAHGHHHHMMMMMMM!!!" said the dissheveled child, upon leaving disneyland.

disneyland by jaykuppp January 10, 2008

Disneyland

Where they give you the Disneyland Inch.

I went to Disneyland and came back poor and walking funny.

Disneyland by KillS-crap-pyDoo March 22, 2004

Disneyland

It's also Los Angeles slang for going to jail.

I got caught in a stolen car, got a ticket to Disneyland.

Disneyland by Ceferino March 31, 2009

going to Disneyland 

Getting D... AKA. Getting drunk and or shit faced.

Me and Joe are going to Disneyland tonight

going to Disneyland by wildwjack November 26, 2007