Dickbag

A bag containing 36 dicks. No more. No less.

or

Someone who is 36 times worse than your average dick.

Kevin: Hey Mason, guess what I got you for Christmas?
Mason: What?
Kevin: A dickbag!
Mason: It's just what I've always wanted!

or

Matt: I fucked you dad.
Mason: You dickbag!

by Barbecued Ribs May 13, 2010

Dickwaver

Someone who has to 1up others to no end, usually because of an insecurity.

These people enjoy being stereotypists, elitists, and are complete douchbags.

"You think Cannibal Corpse is a good death metal band? They're so mainstream, your a fag. Try listening to some Decapitated!"

"I've gotten more pussy than you!"

"You're not normal, fuck you!"

^^^ Dickwaver scumfucks.

by Mr. Fuck You All April 21, 2011

dickwank

a person who is an absolute moron fuck.

fuck your a dickwank!

by Anonymous March 25, 2003

dickwanked

got slapped by a males penis while he is masterbating

bruv you jus got dickwanked harshlyy

by Hannah Shoesmith October 18, 2008

dickwaddle

Dickwaddle- Another term used for a wanker, idiot or a really bad slip up.

Bob: Wow did you see how drunk frank was the other night
Tony :Yeah, he's such a dickwaddle.

by JBBoobies December 24, 2016

Dicklag

When you're lagging uncontrollably in a video game so much so that you say "I'm lagging my dick off!"

"I should have hosted this game. I'm getting major dicklag!"

"I could have easily won that game if it weren't for my serious case of dicklag."

by TheMagicKeeper June 18, 2017

dicknag

A guy who nags you as much or more than your wife nags you.

Don't be a dicknag. I'm henpecked enough already.

by Pablo Tornado July 5, 2019