dickwife

noun.

A word used in place of the word "wife" when describing a married woman who has a penis. She can have either both sets of genitalia, or just have a penis. Mostly used by her spouse when her spouse is introducing her or speaking about her. Can be used in every day situations in place of "wife"

This is my dickwife, Karen.
I now pronounce you man and dickwife, you may kiss the bride.

by Kettugasm February 23, 2011

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dickscape

a gay alternative to pronounce RuneScape.

(random fool): yo get on dickscape

(random fool's friend): you mean RUNESCAPE?

(random fool): no shit dumbass i make fun of everything

by asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfdfhdgs September 29, 2009

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dickspeed

What Mario Paint Composer users call rapid-fast tempo (usually over 2000) where people try to 'hack' the five-note limit or volume controls to have multiple volume control notes playing at the same time or more than 5 notes at the same time.

When you urinate at the speed of light so fast that your toilet explodes.

Fapping at least 100 times per second.

I'll need somebody to record a video for me (preferably today). It's only moderate dickspeed (just 2727) but I'd like somebody that can record good FPS.

Holy shit, I busted so hard for the loo, that I ended up dickspeeding in the toilet, my toilet fucking exploded afterwards.

*browsing gay FNAF porn* It's time to dickspeed.

by Wikkidvommit32 May 20, 2015

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DickWipe

The act of being the first person to pass out at party while all of your friends wipe their dick on your face and take pictures of or video tape it and post it on the internet.

Man that punk ass couldn't even handle his shit and passed out after 2 drinks so naturally we had to dickwipe that little bitch.

by Tommysalami May 23, 2008

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