Recipe to serve a FUCKING policeman; use your imagination for the rest.
He said “I’ll serve that pig on the tax payers money a dick slap sandwich”.
He said “I’ll serve that pig on the tax payers money a dick slap sandwich”.
by Dickslapsandwich May 9, 2022
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Zack, you're a freudian dickslip.
My girlfriend and I are trying to conceive a baby but everytime I am about to come, I have a freudian dickslip and it gets all over the floor.
I just freudian dickslipped all over the ceiling.
My girlfriend and I are trying to conceive a baby but everytime I am about to come, I have a freudian dickslip and it gets all over the floor.
I just freudian dickslipped all over the ceiling.
by pancifer May 30, 2018
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A rubber tube that rolls onto your junk to ensure that you may not jizz into yo bitch while doin' it and protects yo junk from STD's(dick disease)at the same time!!!
Howard:Hey bro did you get with that chick last night or what?
Ronald:Yea bro but that bitch made me wear a dickslipper
Howard:What a slut.
Ronald:Yea bro but that bitch made me wear a dickslipper
Howard:What a slut.
by TAYGEN March 30, 2009
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by LoRr December 14, 2004
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Jared thinks that we get "french" benefits.
Taylor:
What a dickslap. He also thinks that the "cafeteria plan" means free food.
Ernestine:
What a major dickslap!
Jared thinks that we get "french" benefits.
Taylor:
What a dickslap. He also thinks that the "cafeteria plan" means free food.
Ernestine:
What a major dickslap!
by Mary Kaye April 21, 2008
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Derived from the act of slapping one's phallus across the face of another in order to humiliate.
Derived from the act of slapping one's phallus across the face of another in order to humiliate.
by OKI'llgobacktoworknow September 27, 2004
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Guy 1: dude do you see that guy that won't stop talking about gay stuff?
Guy 2: yea man, I think he wants the cock like right now!
Guy 1: what a total fucking dickshop.
Guy 2: yea man, I think he wants the cock like right now!
Guy 1: what a total fucking dickshop.
by Woodlone November 27, 2012
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