Dicknesia

when your mind becomes blank causing you not to react to the stupid antics of your man because his penis is so big and perfect.

Tommy NEVER picks up his clothes off the floor, but luckily his woman has dicknesia and she doesn't rag on him.

by Lady Cupcake September 11, 2009

dicknesia

A straight male's ability to forget the accidental witnessing of his friend's junk, leaving a "scene missing" effect in the chronological progression of his memory.

Jeniffer - I can't believe he just opened the bathroom door on you doing the helicopter dick. Did he see anything?

Paul - Well, in those situations what a man's eyes see and his mind remembers are two different things- it's tramatic dicknesia.

by dicknesia June 9, 2014

Dickless Fuckboy

dik/ les/ fək boi
Noun

A fuckboy with no dick who only gets fucked in the mouth and asshole, but does none of the fucking because he is dickless. He is a cum dumpster who enjoys bukkake’s and golden showers.

Example 1: Rusty is definitely Justin’s dickless fuckboy. I bet Justin doesn’t even use his toilet when Rusty's around.

Example 2: I wonder how many dicks that dickless fuckboy, Rusty, has had flapping in his face at the same time.

by MAN_PILE_CHAMPION August 23, 2016

dickyness

To show constant signs of being a DICK !!!
To BAG ON others FS threads!
To TALK SMACK then run away like a GIRL !

Ignore that guys dickyness !

by ummm. March 14, 2007

Frosty The Dickless Vampire

a cartoon thats frosty has no dick but is a vampire

hey look! its Frosty The Dickless Vampire!

by salma the salmon June 29, 2019

dickless

One without a dick

That boy is dickless

by Phr0s7 April 5, 2003

Dickless Nicholas

(1) A emasculated male usually due to marriage or a very close relationship

(2) A castrated or eunuch male

(3) A male feminist

(4) A Transsexual Male

(5) A Dyke or very masculine male

A man who allows his wife to be a swinger and have sex with anyone she wants to but he only stays faithful to her is a dickless Nicholas

by EmJayee October 9, 2017