Dickloner

ones dick and is often alone in their own dickheadedness usually resorts to masturbaion to quell boredom.

Doug: Mat, you were sitting around last night being a Dickloner.

Mat: No I wasn't I was being a Dickford.

by The Duyg March 25, 2009

Dickling

The dick of a baby duckling

dude that little baby duck has the tiniest dickling i have ever seen!

by hockeyskillz16 June 29, 2010

dickling

dickling is tickling but around peepees, dicks. it has a special feel.

"Get your hands off my pee-pee, stop dickling me! HAHAHAHAHA"

by Dickler ;) March 17, 2018

dickcongestion

The dick is soo good, it'll clear your sinuses.

I woke up all stuffed from my allergies, until he gave me some of his dickcongestion medicing and cleared me all out.

by Strokethegoat December 30, 2018

Dickmonger

Someone who is on your dick constantly. You wish they would leave you alone but they don't. Just like killmonger in black panther they won’t stop the bs.... hint the name dickmonger

Why you gotta be such a dickmonger

by Youngdoggy July 8, 2019

Dick long

A long dick

Hey bruh you got a dick long

by Greg d long October 19, 2020

Dicklings

When someone is a dick and they teach their children to be dicks too.

(Genderless, plural term for many dickish children guided by one adult dick)

“Oh look, here comes Charlie and their Dicklings”

by Elysium April 27, 2021