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Dickhacker

A female that tries to stop a man from getting any ass.
Guy 1: Yo man she is a straight dickhacker.. She tried to stop my fuck game bruh..

Guy 2: Yea.. She made me lose this tight little piece ass I was working on.. She straight dickhacking!!
by Tampa Nigha November 16, 2009
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Dickfuckery

A versatile phrase, with two primary uses.

1) The act of playing a fool/being intentionally stupid/messing around, but taking it too far.

2) An organisation/organiser, your employer, or someone in charge in general imposing regulations that are completely unnecessary and aggravating.
1) "It was funny watching Gilmore try breaking the ice, until she made that Holocaust joke. Absolute dickfuckery."

2)"Last time I was at the airport they made me take off my flip flops to go through the metal detector. Absolute dickfuckery!"
by Couple of sheep here and there October 24, 2017
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dicksucker

1. redneck version of cocksucker
2. term used by someone who is just learning how to swear
1. BillyBob can be such a dicksucker sometimes
by vinspector December 23, 2011
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Dickjacked

The act of inserting your penis into an electrical outlet due to sexual frustration or strong influence of alcohol. Or a rather comical suicide. Hell, I'D find it funny.
"So what'd you do this weekend, Bill?"

"Well yesterday I sorta...you know, jacked in."

"Oh God, so you watched the damn Matrix series and now you think you're Neo or something?"

"...Uh, yeah, totally what I did. Not getting Dickjacked, certainly not."
by Fugameelugga July 25, 2008
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dicksuckers

1. In this plural form, a set of lips, usually connected to a loud-mouthed idiot, who insists on having his/her opinion heard, regardless of whether anyone asks for it or not.

2. Less likely plural definition; more than one dicksucker, being referred to as a group.With the word DICKSUCKER meaning a contemptable, or much disliked person. Not usually meaning one who literally sucks a dick.
Definition 1:
Ex. 1.: "Why don't you shut your dicksuckers!"

Ex. 2.: "With a set of dicksuckers like that, I bet you could suck a golfball through a gardenhose."

Definition 2:
Ex. 1.: "Those dicksuckers stole my John Lennon collection!"

Ex. 2.: "To hell with 'em. Those guys up at the office are a bunch of dicksuckers."
by Whiskey Drinker Me January 5, 2010
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dicksuckers

Stop running your dicksuckers!
by spoiljstme March 20, 2015
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dickfuckery

Mischievous "griefing" behavior, with an intent to cause trouble. Similar meaning to "fuckery," but with more malice.
Oh, we got into all sorts of dickfuckery last night. Drank malt liquor, peed in a copcar, called some cheeleaders fat... good times.
by Ubiquitousnewt July 15, 2011
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