Dickel

Five inches of quality dick

Brad gave me some Dickel last night. Straight rocked my box.

by Mick tha dick April 17, 2020

Dickel

A person with a large amount of facial hair at a reasonably young age. Usually dates ditzy blondes who are hypnotized by his facial hair. This person often smokes marijuana with his homies. He carries brass knuckles with him in random situations. He plays football but you know he'll get drunk one night and fuck his knee up. Likes bikes and running people over with them. He has his posse of stoner buddies that help in terrorizing kids one year younger than them. This type of person is a major tool. This person acts a bit black at times but is probably a suburban white kid with an unfortunate name. This is the worst type of person.

Yo man how'd u get in the hospital?
Long story short, man I got Dickeled.

Lets go to the lake.
Nah man there could be a dickel there.

by Dickelnator August 15, 2011

Dickwell

A person or orifice that is repeatidly taking penis'

"That girl's arse is such a dickwell"

by Dorbid January 12, 2009

Dickclap

using ones phallus as a blunt weapon on a females facial area

i dickclapped that smut across her joant like SHADDUPBITCH!

by BenVoigt September 2, 2004

Dickel

A dime and a nickel together. (1.5)

Text the plug"I got $15 for a dickel

by Water bottle handle August 12, 2017

Dickclit

A jerk; an asshole; a general fuckface.

You fucking dickclit, you're a little cockwhore, you understand me?

by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 15, 2003

Dickception

When someone (usually a girl) purposely gives a guy the idea that he's about to get laid or engage with her in some form of sexual activity but instead makes it look like she was only kidding.

-After an argument-
Amy: There, there. Let's just have makeup sex.
Tom: Okay, I'll get naked.
Amy: Kay, now you go have sex with your make-up while I have sex with mine =D
Tom: YOU DICK! THAT WAS DICKCEPTION!

by MisfitMaestro December 3, 2010