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mutually assured destruction

a.k.a. MAD, refers to the military stalemate between Russia and USA between late 1940 and the present. The basic premise is that each side has so many nuclear weapons in its arsenal, that strike/counter strike would destroy both combatants.
by Anonymous September 3, 2003
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Destruction

When you are beyond hammered and or shitfaced. Destruction usually results in either a blackout or an mip.

Destruction also usually consists of the usage of weed to end the night.
Person #1: How was last night? Last I saw, you ran naked into the diag.

Person #2: Absolute destruction. I can't remember anything.
by Ace_Go_Blue March 22, 2010
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Woman of Mass Destruction

Warrior Babe named Summer Vale in the film "Dark Rising" and TV series "The Savage Tales of Summer Vale" played by actress Brigitte Kingsley.
Karl; That Summer Vale chick kicks ass eh?
Sonia; A liberated woman you mean.
Karl; Ha, her T shirt says "Woman of Mass Destruction"
Sonia; I thought her T shirt would get your attention!
Karl; Mass Destraction more like it, she's Hot!
Sonia; She'd kick your ass Karl
by Movie Maaad April 4, 2011
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total pussy destruction

When a pussy is totally destroyed by a big thick cock =total pussy destruction
Total pussy destruction is what happend to that girl after riding that guys cock
by cunt munchier July 13, 2014
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weapons of ass destruction

A diarrhea session that makes you bite your lip, roll your eyes up, howl in pain, and inwardly pray for mercy and light as your anus and rectum is destroyed by lethally hot liquid shit that feels like it's filled with razors. Usually to be had after a curry or eating at Taco Bell.
OH MY GOD!!!! My anus is BLEEDING! AAAAAAAARGH!
by The Jigga Man March 8, 2005
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weapons of mass destruction

Any of multiple substances which can not be found in Iraq, an excuse to obtain oil.
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
...George W. Bush
by buttonshXc February 7, 2004
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weapons of ass destruction

What people get after eating at Taco Bell
After I ate a burrito from Taco Bell and released a Weapon of Ass Destruction, everyone in the room was left unconscious.
by Assholes Inc. August 29, 2003
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