destroy the toilet

Blake's way of saying he is about to take a massive shit. In order to completely destroy the toilet, first you need to eat alot of spicy foods like buffalo chicken wings, chili, and Taco Bell food with alot of Diablo sauce. Second, wait a few hours later for the stuff to digest. Last of all, spend about a half hour on the toilet, then shit all over the toilet bowl and squeeze out a huge hunk of a turd. In the end, your stomach will feel better, but your ass would be sore for a while.

Blake: "I'll be right back. I gotta destroy the toilet."
(half hour later)
Me: "Are you ok?"
Blake: "Yeah, I just had to take a massive shit."

by rosenovarocks June 2, 2020

Shed Destroyer

Someone who sneaks into your shed, whether it be morning or night and has hardcore sex to the point where that bitch just demolished your shed.

"We better hit up Lowes and stock up on sheds."

"Why?"

"I heard Sherman is a Shed Destroyer."

Shead Head shed shit

by Official Ginger July 9, 2010

D4RK DESTROYER

A Indian Guy(Akshat Sinha) who is cracked at Valorant and is known for his Cypher and Omen Plays

D4RK Destroyer just destroyed them with his Vandal Spray

by F0rsakenVal August 24, 2023

DestroyerSpy

A 65-Year old female who loves to play with her grandkid Octivian.

Me - Hey, look over there
Friend - What is it?
Me - It’s DestroyerSpy and her grandkid
Friend - Awww, that’s adorable.

by miniikiwi December 31, 2022

Destroy Dick December

The highly coveted holiday that comes after No Nut November. Throughout the month of December, men will beat their meat everyday until the end of the month(Assuming they didn't beat it all of No nut November). A common tradition in Destroy Dick December is to beat your meat however many days of Christmas it is.

Man, No Nut November was pretty frustrating. Good thing Destroy Dick December is right around the corner.

by Substance Abuse Services December 6, 2017

dick destroy december

You must nut the amount of times as the day it is, every day in December. Only the hardcore can achieve.

Nah fam I don’t do no shave november, I do dick destroy December.

by Dick destroy Dan November 14, 2017

Poop Ship Destroyer

When men (or much more commonly little boys) go #2 then stand up to pee without flushing first. Regardless of whatever reason this act is initiated (sometimes intentionally or just because one doesn't realize the need to pee before standing), it then becomes irresistible to try to cut the doo-doos into smaller pieces with the golden stream.

Poop Ship Destroyer is also a song by Ween.

Little tommy was peeing while making war noises in the bathroom. I think he was playing poop ship destroyer again.

by braddlecat December 11, 2007