hand delivered fart bomb

When you release a hot fart into your hand while you have it cupped over your butthole to catch it, then release in the face of someone.

I just gave my lover a hand delivered fart bomb when he was least expecting it.

by Turdy McBunkerson July 31, 2008

go all deliverance

1. to anally rape someone.
2. extreme physical or sexual harassment or assault of any kind, such as in the movie Deliverance.

Deliverence is a movie where some people canoeing down a river are terrorized by the local, inbred, hillbilly population. One of the characters does, in fact, get anally raped, another is orally raped.

You'd better back off or he'll go all deliverance on you.

by xr7 August 30, 2004

deliverment

noun - an exceptionally well balanced vaginal attack.

to punish the cheeks.

she came to my spot and i granted the deliverment

by veintappa April 23, 2005

deliverance

The act of being Ned Beatty'd in the woods, forced to squeal like a pig, by toothless, inbred hillbillies.

"I was on a pleasant canoe trip when i stopped to take a rest in the woods, to my horror there was a large hill-man with a shotgun. He forced me to squeal like a pig as he sodomized me. It was horrible, horrible deliverance."

by Tentius September 23, 2003

Delivery Fee

A portion of drugs taken from the hookup you just gave someone you barely know.

CJ just handed his douche bag friend my number like an asshat, and the dude doesn't even have a car. Looks like I'm charging that queer a Delivery Fee. *pinch*

by king_bloint420 August 26, 2009

delivery miles

Any female who has only ever had sex with one man.

Tell me about your new girlfriend?

Her name is Lisa. Blonde, looks after her figure, and best of all... delivery miles!

You lucky bastard!

by pisshole, shithole, fuckhole May 12, 2016

Delivery Dance

Thirty one seconds of hell in which you're forced to watch animated Grubhub characters do a horrible dance with unfitting music that tries too hard to appeal to a younger audience.

The Grubhub Delivery Dance ad makes me want to vomit, but at least the memes are good.

by Ak!to January 13, 2021