defucken scusting

Ten gay men having sex in a room

i was at a homosexual party and there were lots of defucken scusting

by it is your gay future December 9, 2007

defucktion

The act of reversing a fuck-up, or the act of repairing a previously known fuck-up.

A database administrator accidentally fucks up by deleting a large table from a production database. Woopsies! The Unix systems adminstrator then runs a data restoration from a recent backup, enabling the database administrator to reverse his fuck-up, thus performing a defucktion.

by Roy James January 17, 2008

Defuckulator

A tool invented by the Germans in the late 1800s that accurately measures a persons level of response to pain using a "fuckometer".

Hold this Defuckulator and let me prick you with this pin, and then open up the oven and grab the scolding hot pan with your bare hand.

by Steven Kelley January 11, 2011

Defucking

The act of retracting your one night stand over a period of time. Performing fewer sexual acts each time, ending as just friends.

I drunk fucked Adam, now I want to only be friends, so I'm slowly defucking him doing less and less each time we hang out.

Friend: How is the defucking going? Me: good we only made out last night, I think he's getting the picture

by Lykra Dranks October 22, 2017

Defuckled

Having something you own getting all fucked up. Your property getting messed up without your doing.

My girfriend's sone defuckled my brand new starters jacket with gum.

Our son wasn't paying his parking tickets, so now his drivers license is defuckled.

That damn band pretty much defuckled the motel room before they checked out.

by SpanishInsanity April 7, 2011

defuckalize

A vulgar but humorous way of saying fixing, analyzing, decrypting, or diagnosing a complex problem

Friend 1: hey dude what are you doing

Friend 2: i am attempting to defuckalize the bastardized wiring system in my truck, it isnt going too well
Friend 1: well ill bring a case of beer and assist you with it
Friend 2: this day is about to become extremely counterproductive

by Psg1995 May 17, 2016

defuckinot

a quicker and more convientent way to say “definetly fucking not”

Hey you want to go out to a nice dinner tonight?

Defuckinot

by nobodylikemeC December 17, 2017