A tool invented by the Germans in the late 1800s that accurately measures a persons level of response to pain using a "fuckometer".
Hold this Defuckulator and let me prick you with this pin, and then open up the oven and grab the scolding hot pan with your bare hand.
by Steven Kelley January 11, 2011
To take a problem situation that is seemingly impossible to coordinate or rectify, and create a working solution that is satisfactory to all parties of interest.
"The Boss said to defuckulate your work backlog today, or you'll need a federal bailout for your next paycheck!"
by Mister Bee February 8, 2009