An intricate instant ramen dish made with almost any ingredients for the purpose of waking up your friend just long enough to feed them, and make sure they dont do something stupid.
He was literally passed out drunk trying to fuck that beast until he ate my deflection ramen. He finally ate and came to his senses.
by paccinski July 8, 2020
Get the deflection ramenmug. When a powerful person, company, or institution deliberately floods the internet with unrelated but highly searchable content in order to bury or “deflect” attention from an embarrassing rumor, scandal, or conspiracy.
The move usually involves releasing something with the exact same keyword as the damaging story, so when people Google it, they get the official, harmless version instead of the scandal.
Examples:
• People joked that Disney named the movie Frozen so that when you search “Disney Frozen,” you get the animated princess and not stories about Walt Disney’s frozen head.
• Rumors spread that Beyoncé had a year-long affair with her bodyguard; not long after, she dropped a song called Bodyguard.
• Gross gossip about Dubai “chocolate porta-potties” parties started circulating, then suddenly “Dubai Chocolate” became a big marketing push.
The move usually involves releasing something with the exact same keyword as the damaging story, so when people Google it, they get the official, harmless version instead of the scandal.
Examples:
• People joked that Disney named the movie Frozen so that when you search “Disney Frozen,” you get the animated princess and not stories about Walt Disney’s frozen head.
• Rumors spread that Beyoncé had a year-long affair with her bodyguard; not long after, she dropped a song called Bodyguard.
• Gross gossip about Dubai “chocolate porta-potties” parties started circulating, then suddenly “Dubai Chocolate” became a big marketing push.
“Bro, Sama is using Sora to make videos of himself commiting ‘crimes’? That’s a Streisand Deflect if I’ve ever seen one…”
by Streissyboi99 October 2, 2025
Get the Streisand Deflectmug. "It's not his fault he became a bully. His mother spanks him for the smallest things."
"You are deflecting his bullying onto his upbringing rather than his emotional control."
"You are deflecting his bullying onto his upbringing rather than his emotional control."
by Interpreterator June 11, 2025
Get the deflectingmug. Hym "Step 4: DEFLECT TO KIDS. This single men crisis can only be solved by ignoring the single men crisis entirely and breeding new boys who will hypothetically be both not single and not in crisis! Shit! I had that one ready in the abstract but then I forgot. It was supposed to be #3 but then I forgot and then I replaced it with the new step 3 and THIS ONE was integral. God damnit! I hate having to retcon things back in like this. Deflect to kids. We need to breed more fat-cocks. That's the solution."
by Hym Iam October 2, 2023
Get the DEFLECT TO KIDSmug. I said Zai’s a piece of farm equipment. But Chad would be a better buy in the lot, practicing his deflective racism
by Nylic drip August 30, 2025
Get the Deflective Racismmug. Deflective Profiling, acronym D.P., noun, adjective, adverb, verb, creating a bias opinion of an individual subject by referring to the entire group that it's associated with.
I have no ill feelings about the color red, however, I do hate with a passion the colors that it takes to create the color red. This is an example of Deflective Profiling.
by vietnamleddy August 23, 2011
Get the Deflective Profilingmug. by n0b!tchesf0rl!ife September 26, 2022
Get the deflectmug.