noun (pejorative)
/ˌdɪz·ni·ˈmɒr·əl·ɪst/
Definition: someone who treats the world like a kids’ movie: sentimental, moral rules taken from glossy aesthetics instead of facts, reflexively outraged at messy realities (hunting, small-scale harvests, invasive-species removal, predator-prey interactions, indigenous or native tribesmen hunting) while ignoring industrial, systemic harm that actually causes worse suffering and ecological damage. Moral views are surface-level, performative and purely aesthetic with no positive effect and only short term effect, and chosen for how they look on a feed or to themselves. Usually they do this to feel morally superior to hunters, farmers, fishermen/spearfishers, indigenous hunters, or bystanders observing wildlife. Often disregarding the fact that some people and animals do not have the luxary of food being magically prepared for them at a grocery store or restaurant, or the fact that animals and people have to eat.
Disney moralists are often found complaining in the comments of videos of people hunting, removing invasive species(like lionfish and kina), native tribes hunting(like the hadza tribe), spearfishing, pest control, and farmers protecting crops and farm animals from predators.
/ˌdɪz·ni·ˈmɒr·əl·ɪst/
Definition: someone who treats the world like a kids’ movie: sentimental, moral rules taken from glossy aesthetics instead of facts, reflexively outraged at messy realities (hunting, small-scale harvests, invasive-species removal, predator-prey interactions, indigenous or native tribesmen hunting) while ignoring industrial, systemic harm that actually causes worse suffering and ecological damage. Moral views are surface-level, performative and purely aesthetic with no positive effect and only short term effect, and chosen for how they look on a feed or to themselves. Usually they do this to feel morally superior to hunters, farmers, fishermen/spearfishers, indigenous hunters, or bystanders observing wildlife. Often disregarding the fact that some people and animals do not have the luxary of food being magically prepared for them at a grocery store or restaurant, or the fact that animals and people have to eat.
Disney moralists are often found complaining in the comments of videos of people hunting, removing invasive species(like lionfish and kina), native tribes hunting(like the hadza tribe), spearfishing, pest control, and farmers protecting crops and farm animals from predators.
“He saw a falcon hunting a gull and said ‘why didn’t you save it?’ average Disneymoralist.”
“Disneymoralists really think saving a rabbit from a fox is ‘helping nature.’”
“Of course the Disneymoralists showed up to defend the invasive kina that are literally destroying kelp forests.”
“Don’t bother arguing with her, she’s a Disneymoralist — thinks steaks are born shrink-wrapped.”
“If you believe grocery meat is alright and you still eat it but spearfishing or hunting is evil, congratulations — you’re officially a Disneymoralist.”
“Disneymoralists really think saving a rabbit from a fox is ‘helping nature.’”
“Of course the Disneymoralists showed up to defend the invasive kina that are literally destroying kelp forests.”
“Don’t bother arguing with her, she’s a Disneymoralist — thinks steaks are born shrink-wrapped.”
“If you believe grocery meat is alright and you still eat it but spearfishing or hunting is evil, congratulations — you’re officially a Disneymoralist.”
by Lockhoi September 3, 2025
Get the Disneymoralistmug. Pronunciation: /lit-ə-ˈrɑ -lun/ — lit-uh-RAH-loon
Part of speech: noun (also usable as a verb: to literaloon)
Definition: A person who takes satire/skits literally and angrily attacks the (imagined) target — thereby proving they missed the joke and making themselves look foolish.
Etymology: literal + buffoon/loon.
literaloonery (n.) — the state or behavior of repeatedly doing this.
literalooned (adj.) — having fallen for a skit and reacted angrily.
Part of speech: noun (also usable as a verb: to literaloon)
Definition: A person who takes satire/skits literally and angrily attacks the (imagined) target — thereby proving they missed the joke and making themselves look foolish.
Etymology: literal + buffoon/loon.
literaloonery (n.) — the state or behavior of repeatedly doing this.
literalooned (adj.) — having fallen for a skit and reacted angrily.
“That whole comments section is full of literaloonery — they thought the parody ad was real and called for a boycott."
(verb) “She literalooned the sketch and started lecturing the cast — cornball cringe.”
(verb) “She literalooned the sketch and started lecturing the cast — cornball cringe.”
by Lockhoi September 2, 2025
Get the literaloonmug. /prə-ˈflek-sə-vɪst/
noun — / adjective: reflexivistic
Definition: a person who reacts by reflex rather than reason — lacking inner deliberation or conceptual thought, they habitually misread or twist what others say, lash out with insult, project their own faults onto others, and perform moral outrage while doing the very things they accuse others of.
Two quick alternatives
1. Projectoid (noun) — someone who reflexively projects their faults/anger onto others and then attacks.
2. Thoughtvac (noun) — a snappy, playful jab for someone who behaves as if their head is empty of internal thought before they act.
noun — / adjective: reflexivistic
Definition: a person who reacts by reflex rather than reason — lacking inner deliberation or conceptual thought, they habitually misread or twist what others say, lash out with insult, project their own faults onto others, and perform moral outrage while doing the very things they accuse others of.
Two quick alternatives
1. Projectoid (noun) — someone who reflexively projects their faults/anger onto others and then attacks.
2. Thoughtvac (noun) — a snappy, playful jab for someone who behaves as if their head is empty of internal thought before they act.
“When the debate got nuanced he went full reflexivist — no questions, just insults and accusations.”
“Calling for censorship while screaming about ‘fascism’ is textbook reflexivist hypocrisy.”
“Calling for censorship while screaming about ‘fascism’ is textbook reflexivist hypocrisy.”
by Lockhoi September 16, 2025
Get the Reflexivistmug. Pronunciation: /dɪˈflektəl/
Part of speech: noun (also used as an adjective: deflectal, verb: to deflectal)
A person who reflexively denies responsibility and reality — refusing facts, shifting blame, excusing or minimizing harm, and attacking victims or experts instead of admitting error. A deflectal will: ignore evidence, gaslight complainants, defend cruelty, generalize entire groups from single examples, and substitute tribal talking points for understanding.
Part of speech: noun (also used as an adjective: deflectal, verb: to deflectal)
A person who reflexively denies responsibility and reality — refusing facts, shifting blame, excusing or minimizing harm, and attacking victims or experts instead of admitting error. A deflectal will: ignore evidence, gaslight complainants, defend cruelty, generalize entire groups from single examples, and substitute tribal talking points for understanding.
“She went full deflectal when someone pointed out her dog killed the neighbour’s goats.”
"man went full deflectal, he is always hating everything that he doesn't understand or agree with."
"man went full deflectal, he is always hating everything that he doesn't understand or agree with."
by Lockhoi September 2, 2025
Get the Deflectalmug.