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self defecation

Self defecation is the act of being able to make fun and/or light of yourself in an effort toward 'humanizing' yourself. Actually that is the definition of 'self deprecation' however self defecation is self deprecation BUT to the 'Nth' degree. To further explain, the antonym of being self deprecative would be 'pompous' while the antonym of being self defecative would be that of a 'complete pompous ass'.
He was trying too hard to fit in by using some self defecation humour and ended up making himself not only the butt of his own jokes, but everyone else's as well. What a complete ass, he sure went overboard.
by ORD ELLIS September 15, 2007
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synchro-defecation cycle

The synchro-defecation theory holds that the defecation patterns of individuals who live together tend to become synchronized over time. The phenomenon is glaringly evident when said individuals share one bathroom.

Similar to the McClintock effect, the theory that the menstrual cycles of women who live together, such as in homes, prisons, convents, bordellos, dormitories, or barracks, tend to become synchronized over time.
Man: "I had to shit in the tub this morning 'cause my girl got to the toilet first. "

Friend: "Damn, that synchro-defecation cycle is a bitch, ain't it?"
by g1bs0n June 2, 2011
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defecious

Bearing traces and/or odors of feces.
The Port-O-Let was so defecious we couldn't even enter.
by Sanza61 February 5, 2017
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Airborne Defecation

Its what you breathe in when someone around you (or you) farts. Little feces particles floating in the air.
...im pretty sure that smell is us inhaling someones airborne defecation...
by llasfgiwhnb October 16, 2009
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stay of defecation

The gastrointestinal equivalent of a stay of execution. An urgent need to defecate is temporarily relieved by passing a small amount of gas, or possibly a sale on shoes.
I thought I was going to shit my pants before we got to that rest station, luckily I was able to let a few SBD's out and got a stay of defecation.
by GEGuru March 8, 2011
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Premarital Vaginal Defecation

The act of shitting into woman's vagina before marriage.
Chad could not have sex with his girlfriend before marriage because she is a religious Mormon, so he decided to shit in her vagina. She did not like premarital vaginal defecation.
by poopmuncher42069666 April 15, 2018
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Immaculate Defecation.

When one does a shit and then wipes their ass and miraculously it's already pristine and clean.
Immaculate Defecation.
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by slipkid69 February 1, 2018
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