dejafuck

Fucking someone you've fucked before, but don't remember fucking.

I think I had a dejafuck last night.

by Cyber Kong October 10, 2005

Deafening Silence

When you say something stupid and it is responded with silence, leaving you to ponder every decision in your life up to that point that made you proceed to speak what your brain deemed appropriate.

You: I know we have only gone on one date but what do you think we should name our firstborn?
Becky: ..........................

Friend: So how did she respond?
You: With Deafening silence.

by Dating Guru February 19, 2014

decaf

Coffee without coffee

"What the shit is up with this coffee?"
"It's decaf"
"There's no coffee in decaf!"

by El Diablo2 December 25, 2007

Dejafood

Leftovers.

When I woke up this morning I walked into the kitchen and experienced dejafood.

by Lucas Owen January 16, 2009

Decaffitated

Someone secretly switching your coffee to decaf thus rendering you useless.

I was kind of a dick to the guy at starbucks today, I think he may have decaffitated me.

by Craylon Jennings December 14, 2010

deafication

The process of pooping or violently releasing your bowels into somebody's ears until they can't hear anymore.

Josh felt really bad when he pooped in Steve's ears and when Steve could no longer hear from his deafication streak.

by trumpetvector December 6, 2013

deafeningqueef

shes amazing kind and really funny i have alot of fun memories with her (roblox especially) we text on tiktok and shes just a really great person overall💖💖💖💖

deafeningqueef

by 0chacolov3r January 1, 2022