Giske deadline

A hard deadline to accomplish a task or make a decision, primarily for a politician, forced upon by several auditors independent of political orientation. Despite the last property, most of the auditors are hardcore feminists. Failure to comply will most likely cause the disruption of political influence and general distrust of the arbiter.

The result or outcome of the decision or task is expected to be in favour of the auditors.

Etmyology: from the Norwegian politician Trond Giske who allegedly sexually harassed several female co politicians and who is subject for exclusions by the leadership of the Norwegian Labour Party.

"The Giske deadline is tomorrow at noon. If you don't comply or we don't like the result, be prepared for Bedlam"

by Trond Not G January 4, 2018

Deadline Drive

The closer you get to a deadline the more motivated you are to complete the assigned work

"Lets do this assignment man, my deadline drive has finally kicked in"

by PatternBlue March 19, 2016

deadline

The point at which work should held until, and then handed over to others all in one go.

"Shall we pass the orders to traffic and comm prod?"

"nah, deadline isn't till 5pm"

by Disgruntled December 28, 2005

deadline surfing

A deadline is approaching, there is 20 person-days of work to-be-done, and 5 workdays in front of you. While you wade through the doable tasks, more work piles up behind you faster and faster, pushing you towards the deadline. Then, the wave breaks, either you surf straight out of it with confidence and speed (you successfully finish work) or you crash and fall into the whitewater (which experienced deadline surfers call the "stuck inside a washing machine mayhem").

The deadline arrives, washes every crashed surfer on shore, while the experienced riders swim out to catch the next one.

"I love deadlines, I love the sound they make when they swoosh by".
Douglas Adams

"Sorry, can we reschedule to later? I am currently deadline surfing for the deadline tomorrow".

by leobard April 1, 2009

Deathing

‘Deathing’ as it was originally here in Grimsby comes from the term ‘white-death’ when you smoke too much weed, get paranoid, feel really dizzy and sometimes puke everywhere. It was known as ‘white-deathing’ then got shortened to ‘deathin’ and was applied to any unpleasant situation based feelings... well it was when i was growing up anyway...

I'm off home, i'm fucking Deathing mate!
look at that fanny, he's only had one bucket and he's Deathing!
You're a right Deather!

by Wavey Davey November 14, 2011

dealing buddy

A friend that you take with you on one or more of your drug deals.

Duder 1: "Hey I'm dropping some trim tonight. You wanna come with?"

Duder 2: "Say what? For real? You want me to be your dealing buddy for the night?"

Duder 1: "Yea doggy, just don't say anything dumb. Oh and here, wear this fake mustache."

by westfalia February 12, 2010

crack dealing

An individual who wears his pants so low that you can see his butt crack.

Dude check out that guy bending over, he's doing some major crack dealing.

by Parfumes4me July 28, 2006