dystarded

A combination of the spelling and traits of dyslexic and retarded.

Damn, that girl is a whole other kind of stupid. She's dystarded.

by Roamingnome October 19, 2007

artarded

completely and totallt retarded when it comes to art, and all things relating to art....

combination of the words art and retarded

Fucking kick ass explanation of composition. I'm like you but even more artarded (new word - art+retarded)...........

by Chopperdiva March 31, 2004

Bartarded

So drunk you forget how to say anything intelligent

He had 8 shots of tequila and was rendered bartarded.

by Nonwords August 16, 2014

Davetarded

a total gay idiot, who's really annoying and really really ugly and cant spell for shit, who has a spastic family. who has rank teeth and breath and fucks up everything he does, who wanks all the time and pisses himself outside the movies, and really really loves lube..

"dont u dare say im ugly"
"okay your davetarded"

by harrylc October 17, 2008

Detarded Fartiliquist

This is what My Dad is after moms Mentalpause. <SEG> !!! from Da B.

I am so Detarded I dont even know the real definition of this word... at least im not a Detarded Fartiliquist like him. Everything is as Fucked up as it should be. Like the way germs fly through the air with the greatest of ease.

by Muffin Steamer August 19, 2006

Dabtarded

Dabtarded.
When one finds him or herself so fried off of them dabs that his or her brain stops working in smart mode and begins functioning in retard mode. The Word, is Dabtarded. It is no longer the bird. It's Dabtarded

Jo - Man I just Hit a dab an now I am hella dabtarded.
Tom - Shut tf up you fucking dabtard.

by Atotalfuckingdabtard7 February 26, 2019

dartard

The way someone acts when they've grown up as an ogre. One can be drunk, stoned, on bars or even be a snowgre, but they will try to fight everyone, break phones, and eventually pass out in a jungle.

Dartard looks like such a fucking ugly ogre fuck!
You're acting like a fucking dartard.

by Charles A. Sink March 28, 2019