Post-Collision Nut

The rarely documented occurrence of ejaculation in males after being involved in a car collision.

Person 1- I heard Johnny had a post-collision nut after he wrecked.

Person 2- Does that actually happen?

by Comjohnmarston January 16, 2017

cyclist

Someone who rides a bicycle regularly or participates in bicycling sports.

Lance Armstrong is an avid cyclist.

by PhotoBiker September 5, 2006

Cullis

A 'cullis' is someone who is generally considered to be cool - often the 'top dog' of a social group, and someone who is popular and well-liked by all.
Importantly they are modest and believe in being kind and nice to everyone, and aren't overly arrogant.
A term mainly used in South England at the moment

'Oh that guy's so cool!'

'Joe Bloggs? Yeah he's a cullis'

by ratchet-9 April 20, 2010

dick and pussy collisions

The act of having rough sex with the knowledge of both parties.

I picked up a skank at the bar last night and she told me how she loved dick and pussy collisions

by Pocket Change November 18, 2011

cyclist's shower

When you're on your push bike and the car in front washes their windscreen and you get covered in screen wash.

I got a lovely cyclist's shower on the way into work this morning

by mikestreety September 19, 2017

comment collision

when you post a comment to someone's status update, and after refreshing you realize someone else made an almost identical comment at the same time.

JOHN DOE (status update): omg, can't wait to see Burlesque!
jane doe (comment, updated 8 seconds ago): it's showgirls 2!!!
jimmy doe (comment, updated 10 seconds ago): it's like the showgirls of our generation!
jane doe: omg, we just had a comment collision!

by krwlos1 September 4, 2010

David Cullison

He is the coolest teacher u will ever meet. He is supper nice just don’t take advantage of him!

Mr. David Cullison is the coolest teacher ever!

by Ghdgdh January 13, 2020