cool as a cucumber

(adj.) Cool with the added simile of a watery vegetable.

He was as cool as a cucumber.

by Gumba Gumba June 1, 2004

Sea Cucumber

A soggy under-water dildo.

That's like saying a Sea Cucumber is like a Shark. One is a soggy under-water dildo, and the other is a killing machine.

by Faenaussa July 7, 2011

Cucumber

An item commonly used by certain people for some ...entertainment ;)

Me: Hey, you have a better use for this cucumber than I'd ever have.

You: No. No. No.

Me: Yes you do.

by Banana Joe The Second September 3, 2013

Stuffed Cucumber

The use of a long, girthy cucumber for sexual stimulation and pleasure of the anus or vagina. Stuffed Cucumbers may be self inserted or with the assistance of a partner. Stuffed Cucumbers may be inserted warmed, chilled or room temperature depending upon preference.

Tina woke to the sounds of her roomate having wild sex. She decided to get herself off to the carnal sounds with a Stuffed Cucumber. after getting off, she washed it and placed it back in the refrigerator.

by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2015

quality cucumber

someone who is very cool,the best,from the old saying'As cool as a cucumber'

That guy's just the best,a quality cucumber

by wywot February 6, 2009

Undercover cucumber

When you get a boner in middle school and you have to strategically get from one class to another without anyone noticing by using the cover of your Lisa Frank trapper keeper

I undercover cucumbered my way from Miss Cox’s Biology class to Miss Candy’s History class.

by HBC123 March 13, 2018

cucumber sundae

The end result of scooping ice cream onto your testicles. The temperature of the frozen ice cream will make your penis so cold and frigid that it will be automatically erect and have a greenish tint to it, much like a cucumber. Often mistaken for its close relative, the "Winter Hulk".

"Me girlfriend's comin' over tonight. Methinks I'll be givin' 'er the ol'

cucumber sundae, arrgh!"

Man: Hey babe, you hungry for a cucumber sundae?
Girlfriend: OM NOM NOM NOM

by johnny216 November 26, 2009