Curling

When a person's personality is so dead (uninteresting, boring) that you would rather watch curling (the "sport").

"I stopped talking to Alex because he was so curling."

by aaslk September 20, 2018

Curling

its like fucking gladiator!!!

whoa, that fight was like MOTHER FUCKING curling.

by YOURMOTHERINYOURBED January 16, 2009

curling

Like lawn bowling, except colder, lamer, more boring, and about 2000 dollars more expensive

I told my girlfriend that i liked curling, and that is why she left me

by Curlbacca May 16, 2006

Penis-curling good

Expression used to imply a most unexpectedly satisfactory sexual conquest of a person of lesser attractiveness, usually of the same sex.

Last night I had a great time with that subpar Swedish guy, it was penis-curling good.

by Zettai Zetsumei October 22, 2009

Curdling

When a girl is on the verge of having cottage cheese thighs. This condition typically develops in the early 20's due to college drinking and a lack of exercice because she has "always been skinny."

"I need to hit that soon cause that chick is curdling"

by Nimrod Wildfire September 24, 2011

Curling

An amazing sport in which Canada pwns. The rest of the world is jealous that they cannot master the skill and accuracy associated with Curling. A great way to meet amazing people at competitions, and the best sport on ice ever invented.

Did you see those people dissing curling? I bet they've never tried it before!

by 765shdhdif February 23, 2010

Curdling

"The great melting pot of sex"

Mixing and inserting semen from condoms of past lovers into the vagina with the intent to impregnate oneself without knowledge of who the father will be

"I tried curdling 9 months ago and now have a beautiful mystery bundle!"

by your dead great-grandmother May 16, 2019