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cuntilious

man that girl is cuntilious
by cicshad August 28, 2009
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cuntify

The act of cleaning up something in a womanly fashion.
My girlfriend had to cuntify my apartment.
by Josh Briggs August 5, 2003
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cuntilingus

When a man is going through a dry spell and meets a cunt and performs cunnilingus on her anyway. Performing cunnilingus on a cunt.
Brian was at TacoMac when he met a cunt who works for BearingPoint. It was a slow night so he decided to perform cuntilingus on her anyway.
by K. Schumock January 13, 2008
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CUNTILEVER

NOUN - "Danish," CUN-T-EEE-LEE-FIR,

1.
-a very tall and long-armed female behemoth.

2.

-a girl with an insignificant wound or injury who milks it to the max.
Jill made me carry around her fucking bookbag all day because she had an ear infection, what a cuntilever.
by Charles Richard November 10, 2010
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cuntilinger

Performing oral sex or fingering a woman's vagina while you recover from an orgasm.
Buying time waiting to get an erection again while licking, sucking or fingering your partner's pussy.
"I came so quick I had to cuntilinger 20 minutes until I got my boner back."
"I licked and fingered her pussy so long my finger got wrinkled!" (Cuntilinger finger)
by Licknfingergood January 19, 2014
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cuntalytics

Using state-of-the-art technology like graphical pattern recognition to garner data about your personal life without your express permission.

If you have ever been in the background of a photo whilst having a beer at a restaurant, at a ball game cheering on your team or minding your own business on the bus. Chances are there's an organization who has sold information about where you were, what brand of beer you drink, your favorite team and the friends you were with at the time.
Q: What! Why am I getting adverts for Blue Waffles? That makes no sense!
A: You are the victim of cuntalytics my friend. They don't always get it right.
by SeeUNextTuesdayHoney June 27, 2016
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cuntifying

when you have extreme fear of a scary cunt
oh my god bertha your cunt is so cuntifying !
by virginiavirgin November 18, 2016
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