Cunterstanding

Rebuttal to "Mansplaining"

1. A woman's inept ability to understand the most basic instructions or comprehend the most basic information presented to her.

2. When a woman twists all the information given to her by a man to either fortify her idea or opinion even though she is wrong or to make a man out to be the "bad guy" no matter what.

1. Woman-"How about you stop manplaining."

Man- "Well if you would stop cunterstanding, I wouldn't have to!"

2. "If she were to stop cunterstanding me, we wouldn't be in this situation!"

by Qwewq July 2, 2021

cunterment

Defined by Charlie Brooker as: "The cunty argument of a cunt. As in...

I understand the basic thrust of your cunterment, but..."

by alex-u June 2, 2011

Cuterest

Someone who cuter than cutest.

1) Marissa is the cuterest <3

by Aye Rafael June 16, 2013

counteract

to defy the effect of something

i m drinking lemon juice to counteract the alchohol.

by neon14 April 10, 2015

cinerection

When a movie is so good cinematically that it gives you an erection

"Dude did you see the new Star Wars last night?"
"Bro..that movie was so good, it gave me a cinerection!"

by chiefbrodyrules August 14, 2016

cuntwrecker

a female who causes wrecks, esp. after exhibiting false signals in order to create disorder

that cuntwrecker almost hit my car

by Mathiass July 28, 2007

cuntered

To get completly mashed on booze. To be excessivly drunk.

Josh - What you up to this Saturday mate?

Sam - Imz gonna go out and get focken cuntered innit!!!

by Perrance March 21, 2007