Cuntlock

Referring to a person, usually a girl, who posesses bitchy-like qualities OR to call them a pain in the ass or a pussy.

Girl 1: Hey, are you goin out tonight to that club?
Girl 2: Nah, my mom's being a cuntlock and won't let me go.

OR

Girl 1: Did you see that girl talking to my boyfriend?
Girl 2: Yeah, shes such a cuntlock.

by nikki fm! January 2, 2009

Catblocked

When your cat gets in the way of you having sexual intercourse with a lovely human being.

A.K.A Cockblocked by a cat

Jason: OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO GOOD
Ariel: HARDER!
Cat: *marks territory on couple*

Jason & Ariel: WE'VE BEEN CATBLOCKED!

by Jashlon March 6, 2011

cuntlick

one who licks a womans crevace for recreation

Oh man! you are such a cunt lick!

by Tyronius March 22, 2003

cuntsock

A Composite of 'Cunt' and 'Sock'

A cuntsock was a garment usually worn on the foot as a sock, that now is used as an aid to male masterbation.

Mainly for the sole purpose of serving as a convenient receptacle for male sexual fluid (see lovejelly) and for its absorbant qualities (exception - Terylene).

Use of the word Cuntsock and the usage of an actual cuntsock is generally researved for -

adolescent boys, perverts, men without partners, men with partners, gentlemen who do not keep a hanky by their bedside and those who are not in the habit of keeping things tidy.

'james' old nike cuntsock lay damp and sodden at the side of his bed. He sighed, then gently broke wind like ladies do.'

by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin February 6, 2008

Cuntlicker

A Person who licks cunt all day

I licked my moms cunt during school

by Basil September 6, 2003

cuntlick

One who licks a woman's vagina, literally or figuratively, to gain her approval. Similar to kiss-ass.

The president sure acts like a cuntlick around his wife.

by tombradley May 24, 2006

Cuntcocktion

A mixture of semen and vaginal fluid.

"Dude, there was at least a gallon of cuntcocktion on the sheets"

by GJose January 12, 2012