2 definitions by tombradley

sea gull worshiper

An offensive term for a Mormon.

Your typical female sea gull worshiper never touches a tampax in her life, being pregnant and/or nursing perpetually from puberty to menopause,

by tombradley May 17, 2006

cuntlick

One who licks a woman's vagina, literally or figuratively, to gain her approval. Similar to kiss-ass.

The president sure acts like a cuntlick around his wife.

by tombradley May 17, 2006