cumbucket

A bucket full of cum.

Pretty self explanatory, I don't know why you googled it.

"Shut the fuck up you cumbucket"

by tespallinmaystr April 29, 2016

Cumfuckery

A situation in which things are so fucked that it is beyond a Cluster Fuck

What is this cumfuckery?
It turned into a cumfuckery when he married his sister.
Are you trying to turn this into a cumfuckery?

by Cumfuckerator October 16, 2011

Cumbucket

A vessel, typically made of stone, occasionally of hammered bronze, used to capture male ejaculate. Cumbuckets are commonly found in Mesopotamia, or present-day Iraq.

Thousands of years ago men would gather round communal combuckets and engage in a circle jerk as part of a religious ceremony. Once a bucket was filled with male ejaculate a female virgin would be drowned in it, and then consumed in a celebratory feast.

This practice has begun to fade in recent years, and cumbuckets have all but disappeared outside of college fraternities.

1. The Smithsonian has a new display of cumbuckets recently unearthed in Iraq.

2. I got gay drunk at a frat party and circle jerked into a cumbucket.

by BennyC November 30, 2006

Cumbucket

Someone who is such an asshole that they just piss you off like that.

Can also be used to describe a girl (or guy) who is slutty and who's mouth is just a sperm bank open for business 24/7

"I fucking hate that girl, she is such a slutty cumbucket."

by Turtilator200 May 11, 2016

cumfucktard

Anal sex with a fountain of piss going down your mouth while being fucked in the shitter by harry the hamster

Hey wanna have some cumfucktard again tonight Teddy?

Teddy: Can't tonight harry the hamster is busy fucking hitler naked sexy nothing wrong

by Hitler Naked 123 August 27, 2023

boobysnatch cumbucket

Even though you don't know what this is, his name popped in your head, huh?

The mispronunciation of Benedict Cumberbatch.

Jake: Yo his role in Dr.Strange was sick!
Brittney: Oh yeah!! What's his name again? Boobysnatch Cumbucket?
Zoey: Brittney, you whore. Its Benedict Cumberbatch

by TheFutureIsNowOldMan July 9, 2018

schrodingers cumsock

Someone who is absolutely and utterly used by those around them but never actually thinks about it. A Schrodingers cumsock is used similarly to a traditional cum sock. You nut in it, discard it and never look inside to see if there is actually any cum, you simply assume there is but will never truly know.

Oil Prince: I haven't felt the touch of a woman in ages. I've got this little rat to do all my bidding and delete messages to make me look good.

Supporter1: *At Gunpoint* Yes master of course...He is such an idiot...Truly schrodingers cumsock.

by The Big Prophet November 21, 2020