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cumpooper

n. Used chiefly to describe a computer that is unreliable or prone to constant failure.

Orig. A person who has managed, by any means possible, to contract more than 1ml of semen or clear vaginal secretion into the rectal canal, and then purged it from the body anally, as like feces.
as a n. "I was really enjoying that episode of, "Golden Girls..." until my cumpooper crashed.

Harvey, after finishing his final draft of his doctoral dissertation on his dell computer, unfortunately forgot to save the file before his compooper decided to have a "fatal error" and erase all on his work and his entire itunes library.
by Captain Clancy Mccfartson September 29, 2009
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cumpoopoo

When an extraordinarily large load of solid stool caresses your prostate while you expulse it from your rectum, and the pleasure derived from the friction results in an uncontrollable orgasm.
I’m going to be a minute darling, I had myself a bit of a cumpoopoo in here and have some clean-up to take care of!
by The Omelette Knight February 22, 2024
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cumpooter

stephan pastis's croc speak for 'computer'.
me ees like cumpooter
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cumpooter

when you nut and it make a fart sound
oh man I ripped a cumpooter in her, it was insane!
by _Schmeaty_ November 23, 2020
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cumpool

when you cum so much it is like a pool
Seducing her was a total cumpool
by THE_YEETER April 21, 2021
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cumpootar

a cumpootar is a cum machine to do so u go type poenhub.com and squeeze your balls so hard that white stuff comes out.
can I use your cumpootar so I can squeeze my balls so hard
by EEJIOT May 29, 2021
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cumpoor

cumpoor is a hot sexy girl that loves dick. we gotta love a cumpoor .
AYOO IS THAT CUMPOOR?!?!

aye watch out shes a cumpoor
by nevereverhaverever September 5, 2021
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