cummie daddy

Cummie daddies are the broke ass version of sugar daddies, but a hundred times more fun for the whole family, giving you not money, but what you really want in life... The cummie daddy lives, strives and dies to give you the cummies. No matter when or where you want it, cummie daddy is there with the cummies, as long as you want them bad enough.

My cummie daddy came over last night. No like he came over. It was everywhere.

by Cummie Daddy November 13, 2015

cumfiesta

A 15 minute sexual encounter between a girl, and one or two guys. Usually filmed and photographed for internet consumption. The "fiesta" generally occurs in the last minute or so, with the lovely young lady receiving a protein-enriched facial.

Kim is never late for a Cumfiesta.

by keyshaw May 2, 2004

Cumbies

A.K.A. "Cumberland Farms", the convenience store that is as much a part of New England culture as small towns, overpriced colleges, and always-failing sports teams are. The preferred hangout for teens who live in towns without much else to do.

Stop at Cumbies and pick up some milk on your way home.

by Ashley the Penguin November 15, 2003

Cumpet

A living being that was produced by sperm.

We were cum once in our life and we're trained like just like pets

I am a cumpet.
You are a cumpet.
A baby is just a cumpet.

by JEHEUEJSJEH December 2, 2019

Cumsies

When a teenager precums in his pants,it is referred to as cumsies.

" While sitting in class, little confused Steve went cumsies while looking at his reading teacher"

by The Best Entertainer October 19, 2009

cum pie

when a guy cums in a girl or guy's ass and that action when that person farts out the cum cuasing it to squirt out of that person's ass

watch out when you cum pie hoe! it almost got on my feet.

by gage k April 10, 2005

cumpet

Another way of referring to an infant. Typically used in highly progressive or sophisticated cultures and baby showers.

(At a baby shower)
Cindy: "What a cute cumpet, Sally!"
Sally: "wut?"
Cindy: "wut?"

by DKGoneWild February 24, 2020