A computer who makes all the arrangements for an event or activity concerning future generations ahead for anny non-born cum yet to be ejaculated into life as we know it, especially as a job.
Those/some politicians are acting like cumputers nowadays.
Some people think they need to cumpute everything.
Some people feel a need for cumputing against the stream... ;)
There are many who really succeed in adding to the cumputition.
Some believe in the existence of modern propaganda cumputers.
Some people really believe in the importance of cumputing around all the time.
Do you really think it is neccesary to cumpute the situation like that?
Stop acting like a cumputer all the time!
Leave it to destiny for once instead of trying to cumpute life as you want it to happen!
Would you like to cumpute a family together?
Manipulative influencers and their cumputers/cumputing these days is just not right to me.
People should be able to decide for themselves instead of being cumputed by all kinds of influencers.
Once you have been cumputed, better stick tight before you get bounced around for the rest of your life.
Once you started cumpeting, better be ready for the cumpetition.
Some people think they need to cumpute everything.
Some people feel a need for cumputing against the stream... ;)
There are many who really succeed in adding to the cumputition.
Some believe in the existence of modern propaganda cumputers.
Some people really believe in the importance of cumputing around all the time.
Do you really think it is neccesary to cumpute the situation like that?
Stop acting like a cumputer all the time!
Leave it to destiny for once instead of trying to cumpute life as you want it to happen!
Would you like to cumpute a family together?
Manipulative influencers and their cumputers/cumputing these days is just not right to me.
People should be able to decide for themselves instead of being cumputed by all kinds of influencers.
Once you have been cumputed, better stick tight before you get bounced around for the rest of your life.
Once you started cumpeting, better be ready for the cumpetition.
by Pietje Bel March 28, 2023
Get the Cumputer mug.The act of travelling to and from work by physical means(running, biking, skating, roller blading, etc.) instead of using mass transit or a car.
Sid: How crowded was the subway this morning?
Nancy: I wouldn't know. I ride my bicycle everyday. I commutercise.
Nancy: I wouldn't know. I ride my bicycle everyday. I commutercise.
by NYCRunner August 30, 2010
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The situation in Uganda, where Joseph Kony (who has been likened to Adolf Hitler) and his army, the LRA (Lord's Resistance Army) abduct children as young as eight years old from their beds at night. The children are forced to become child soldiers, and are then killed, mutilated, and forced to commit horrific acts of violence. The abductions/abductors have been called "Night Commuters".
A group called the Invisible Children has been created to help stop the horrific acts. See www.invisiblechildren.com to find out more, and see what you can do to help.
A group called the Invisible Children has been created to help stop the horrific acts. See www.invisiblechildren.com to find out more, and see what you can do to help.
by taylormonster March 20, 2009
Get the Night Commuters mug.The journey one must take on their way to a booty call. Usually used in cases of longer distance traveling e.g. out of town.
"You still bangin' that one chick?"
"Yeah its like 30 minute drive though"
"That's one hell of a cummute"
"Yeah its like 30 minute drive though"
"That's one hell of a cummute"
by Breendo November 11, 2011
Get the Cummute mug.The unofficial race that takes place between (usually slow and unfit) bicycle commuters on the way too/from work. Also can refer to a road with an abundance of cyclists.
by joho_b February 3, 2009
Get the Commuter Cup mug.My cumputer had a hardrive failure yesterday due to a virus that I got, most likely trough all the pornography I was watching.
by John The Savage February 19, 2015
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