Arroz con Culo

Puerto Rican expression meaning a huge mess or mixup.
Literally, it means, rice with ass. So naturally, since Puerto Ricans love rice, adding ass would really mess things up.

Muchacho, cuando ella lo pillo mirando la culona, se formo un arroz con culo.
Dude, when she caught him staring at that chick with the big ass, the situation became a huge mess.

by Otoniel January 7, 2005

culobrero

Spanish for asshat

Jose has his head so far up his ass he is wearing his culo like a culobrero.

by Pinballman May 4, 2009

culona

Spanish for woman with a big ass.

That culona has to buy two seats when she flys her ass is so huge.

by Plebescite September 3, 2003

Bap-chelor

A single man with a severe cleavage obsession, to the point where a Bap-chelor is also a bit of a pervert. Common noises made by a true Bapchelor are "Mmmmm...titties" along with the rasping noise often heard during dirty phone calls.

"Oi, Bap-chelor, stop looking at my baps"

"His head was in her cleavage all night...he's such a Bapchelor"

Girl with big knockers: "Hi, nice to meet you"
Bap-chelor: "Mmmmm...titties" <rasp> <rasp>
Girl with big knockers: "Ahhhhhhh! It's the Bap-chelor! Run!"

by petra1782 May 28, 2006

cuplosexual

Wanting a sexual relationship but not experiencing sexual attraction. A form of asexuality may experience romantic associated, but not sexual attraction. Commonly associated with orgasming and the pleasurable sensation that comes with sex.

Did you hear emma's ace now? Yeah she's cuplosexual.

by yotubergal111111116666666 February 11, 2017

Cutlow

An insult, usually a one liner, so sharp it will take your leg off below the knee.

That cutlow could have made Mr. T cry.

by SoulSeer April 18, 2011

divine cumlord

Divine cumlords are extremely rare...there are only a handful of others including myself. A divine cumlord is a man with a golden cock that pumps out 1 gallon of semen each ejaculate. The cum produced is valued at 1 million per pint because each sperm has the ability to fly. The cum can also cure cancer and ward away evil spirits in a possessed individual. The man releases a barbaric roar every time his golden cock of wrath cums.

The fierce warrior ripped off his trousers to expose his glistening golden cock of extreme power which caused the opposing army to flee in terror. With a thundering roar, the divine cumlord shot out sperm which flew off into the distance.

by gindertopia March 6, 2010