cubicle psychosis

Mental illness that occurs in workers restricted to cubicles for 8 hours a day

Mary is on medical leave. She was a hard worker but broke down and had a bad case of cubicle psychosis.

by drjudyg November 5, 2010

cubicle demotion

A move from a preferred cublicle to a not so preferred cubicle.

Bob realized his new move was a cubicle demotion when he was moved from the window view to a wall view.

by bplumeau May 13, 2009

Cubicle Cruiser

A male, typically a pervert, who strolls around in his suit and tie. Likely to be found cruising cubicles or any other office area. If you find one of these near you hit them with a tranquilizer dart and keep them away from all female employees.

Did you see that cubicle cruiser on the bus? He was definitely checking out that swampdonkey in the corner.

by Laphonso September 28, 2010

Cubicle Farm

a mass expanse of modular office furniture (a.k.a. cubicles)

In a spiteful mood, Fred went crop dusting through the cubicle farm.

by silvergatlin October 1, 2003

cubicle rat

A person who works in an inhuman office environment characterized by small, square, work spaces separated by cheap portable walls. This environment is designed to squeeze as many employees as possible into a given space at the lowest cost possible with no regards to comfort or privacy.

I used to have my own office at this company but now I'm just another cubicle rat.

by Snydley Whiplash April 27, 2016

Cubicle Coven

The group of witches that gather together in shared cubicles to cast evil spells on those who ask them to do any work.

Hey Morty I think I got jock itch from a spell cast by the cubicle coven after I asked Marsha to file the expense report.

by Yes-Imntworthy July 9, 2010

cubicle cow

A fat, annoying, and obnoxious denizen of an office cubicle

There goes Debbie, bitching and yelling about some new process in her department. Another cubicle cow on the loose.

by azbankr June 12, 2017