Poppin chubbies

Slang for bonner, erect, stiffy

Mikep saw a babe and was suddenly Poppin Chubbies.

Go ahead you'd b Poppin Chubbies

by MP:0 June 20, 2011

Cubbie Fan

To anally rape someone with a 42-ounce nail-bat just to the point of death and then stopping. Repeat 162 times a year, 99 years in a row.

Man that bitch wasn't put'n out, so I had to give her the old Cubbie Fan.

by Pookie Shitskin December 28, 2008

Cobbies

A term used when referring to drinks on a Friday at 5pm which is close of business. Close of business beers or could be close of business beverages, depending on your poison. Can be used any day of the week but most favourably on a Friday after work.

Anyone for Cobbies. Or Facebook status "Cobbies".

by EDGWee June 10, 2016

Cubbles

A contraction of "Cuddle" and "Cub"

The warm, tender cuddle of a young, gay, hairy man.

My man gives the best cubbles.

by Brian1995 February 1, 2021

Cubbles

The effect of cum on your anus, mixed with air, coming out of your anus

Holy shit, had the worst cubbles after anal sex.

by Pulselesea May 29, 2021

Cubbiezzz

noun

A mythical unit of mass so astronomically fat it bends space-time. Not just “big,” not just “wide,” but geographically significant. Scientists originally mistook Cubbiezzz for a small moon before realizing it was actually a living, breathing being consuming its own gravitational pull.

“Stop ordering food like a Cubbiezzz, we’re not feeding a village.”
“Damn bro, you ate like Cubbiezzz today.”
“One Cubbiezzz equals roughly five normal people and a snack.”
“I watched a Cubbiezzz wipe out an entire pizza in one breath.”
“Calling that ‘big’ is disrespectful — that’s a goddamn Cubbiezzz.”

by donteatmecubbiezzz December 16, 2025