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Cryptonian

A cryptonian is crypto currency investor
I just made £2 million profit from Bitcoin and Ethereum. Neil Gordon is a very happy Cryptonian today.
by N Gordon Sh!t Rainman January 9, 2018
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creston point

apartment building in seattle. real n****s lived here. shout out to my guy amigo for cleaning these nasty a** apartments everyday. one time the garbage can blew up. lmaoo
Person 1: Do you know what is Creston Point?
Person 2: I lived there for 8 years..tried to move out but once you move you will never leave
by trapmoneybenny June 2, 2019
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Cryptoniggary

Cryptoniggary: The act of a black financial advisor stealing money from clients.
Yet again, Demetrius O'neal committed cryptoniggary to the tune of 5MM from clients to pay for back child support.
by Crackasscracka September 12, 2022
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drama cryptonics

Speaking in a way that maximizes drama, but avoids sending any real message. A person speaking drama-cryptonics will use lengthy adjectives, but then not have time to say what is wrong, leaving the listener to guess what is wrong.
"I haven't heard from Joe is he ok?"
"I don't know, he sent me 6 texts telling me how terrible he feels but didn't have time to tell me what's wrong. He is sending me nothing but drama cryptonics."
by NoDrama82 September 9, 2022
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cryptonite

Can refer to either of two similarly-"weighty" definitions:
(1) Any complicated/intricate strategy --- such as using disappearing ink, light-sensitive/chemically-treated "disintegrating" paper that quickly becomes illegible, the addition/insertion of one or more confusing/misleading codes, etc --- that heavily "drags down" anyone's attempts to read/decipher an encryption.
(2) The amalgam of minerals used to make a special stone vault for human-burial purposes.
Our founding fathers surely doled out huge healthy doses of cryptonite in their efforts to prevent thieves from locating/accessing their "national treasure"; fortunately Benjamin Gates and his intrepid colleagues managed to de-code everything in time to prevent said treasure from falling into the wrong hands.
by QuacksO November 18, 2018
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Creston BC

A boring little town where most guys' dream is to buy a lifted diesel truck. Everybody is either addicted to alcohol, nicotine, weed, or coke (there are NO exceptions). Everybody knows each other and everybody talks shit about each other. The only things to do are drive around aimlessly, go for a Tims run, or get shitfaced at a bush party. Speaking of bush parties, you can find thirty-year-old men at the teenager's prom after-party every single year. This place deserves the "Shittiest Small Town of the Year Award" every year.
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Creston

Creston, Iowa is located about an hour and 15 minutes southwest of Des Moines, Iowa.
It's a town populated by about 7500 people. Southwest Community College is in the town, and is known for it's music program, nursing program, as well as it's sports. California is way better, but Creston is alright. Small town.
Creston is a small town.

It snows in winter in Creston.

Creston is in Iowa.
by Oh-Liv March 5, 2009
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