Catching the Slider

A) Having anal sex with someone who did not wipe after having a bout with diarrhea.

b) Slippage experienced when there is too much lubrication during intercourse.

***The term Catcher refers to the individual who is receiving the slide and the term Pitcher refers to the person giving the slider.***

A) David was totally catching the slider when Annie farted after eating taco bell.

B) Brosef! After months of denying me anal, I pitched Sarah a slider last night. She thought it was an accident. ;)

by SneakAttackonSeddon July 14, 2011

scrutching

Using a crutch to scratch your legs since you are physically impaired at the moment to do the same with your hands.

To ward away the mosquito attack around his wounded leg, he was intensely scrutching himself.

by A.I.R January 16, 2010

Sir Clutchington

The person who's able to clutch so many things including exams, grades and whatever else is necessary. But this person does it with so much class that it deserves praise. Similar to Captain Clutch.

Many people tried but only one person could clutch it with such class. Sir Clutchington

by J-j-j-jay January 16, 2013

Celebratory Crouching

An action used commonly in the Halo video game series mainly during online multiplayer player play. Celebratory Crouching is normally seen as several pelvic thrusts/crouching motions into a recently killed halo player to humiliate ones death or to celebrate an unbelievable kill. While many find the action insulting during the game as it is oftenly confused with T-Bagging however it is perfectly acceptable to celebratory crouch on ones face or body in the game.

Dude look at me CELEBRATORY CROUCHING on this guys face!

by hamburgersyum August 22, 2011

clutching at straws

Out of desparation, the act of reaching or stretching for a solution, no matter how irrational or inconsequential. Literally - a drowning person who, unable to find any substantial floatation immediately at had, attempts to save himself from certain death by grabbing hold of a few stray pieces of straw floating on the water within arm's length.

The Senator from Florida, caught red-handed sending lewd and lascivious text messages to underage male pages, was clutching at straws for an alibi and escape. Alcoholism? Resignation?

by Mark Caruso October 17, 2006

Catching up

To chat with an Old friend who you have not been in contact with for a while.

Im catching up with my old friend

by wassup foo shnizzle que cracke June 14, 2009

Crotch Catching

This is a sport where people swing their arms with great force while walking in crowded areas and "catch" the person's crotch behind them.

Dave: Hey Mary, how was your morning commute?

Mary: AWESOME! I went crotch catching and caught 3 crotches this morning when walking out of the subway!!!

Dave: Lucky, I only caught one old one. I'm going crotch catching again on my way home.

by Crotch Catcher Inventor August 10, 2010