electronic castration

The removal of all electronic type items from a teenagers life.

My teenager refuses to take out the garbage unless I threaten him with electronic castration.

by mommylovesteens March 11, 2012

Crushationship

You're not going out with him/her, but you do like them, and they like you too. Basically you act like you're in a relationship and get jealous when they talk to the opposite gender.

(In Kelly's head): Danny is so cute!! Aww we would look so cute together!!
Danny: Hey Kelly.
Kelly: OMGOMG ARHAERIHgshroihERK HI DANNY!
Danny: You cute. I'ma talk to Cindy.

Danny: Hey cindy, you hot.
Kelly: WTFFFF WE'RE IN A CRUSHATIONSHIP!! YOU BROKE MY HEART!
Danny: *just ignores* So yeah Cindy, Prom 201_?

by In a crushationship October 8, 2011

sexual frustration

When you haven't gotten "any" in along time, which causes you to become extremly fustrated,irritable and often very horny.

"i haven't seen my boyfriend in a week im so full of sexual frustration, i can't even think straight."

by Billie Jo May 13, 2006

Self-castration

The act of removing one's own testes, normally caused by overexposure to emasculating content.

Shane performed a self-castration after watching "twilight".

by Dr. Skinner April 19, 2010

Signals of Sexual Frustration

The various signals one sends off, whether it be consiously or subconsiously, when they are sexually repressed. Some signals of sexual frustration may include: frequent moodiness, over-eating, being easily excited, trouble paying attention, etc...

"The way her eyes kept wandering from my face to my package, were a good signal that she was sexually frustrated."

by Kristen December 1, 2003

Sexual Frustration

When you are very confused and angry in a sexual manner.

Man, Jack, those were some real noises of sexual frustration!

by WellITried May 28, 2018

Castration

Method of male sterilisation in which the testicles are removed by means of a pair of toenail clippers or other such device.

"AAAAAAAAARGH!!!" "Hold still!"

by Mr. Stab July 19, 2004